[editiert: 03.12.07, 10:18 von diana]

Zitat: diana


Für Computer - Experten                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fragt ein kleiner Bub seinen Vater: "Papa, wie bin ich eigentlich auf                                                                                                                                                   die Welt gekommen?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Darauf der Vater: "Na gut, mein Sohn, irgendwann müssen wir dieses         Gespräch wohl führen. Also, pass auf: Der Papa hat die Mama in einem                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      "Chatroom" Computer kennen gelernt.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Später haben der Papa und die Mama sich in einem                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Cyber Cafe" getroffen und                                                                                                            auf der Toilette hat die Mama ein paar "Downloads"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          von Papas Computer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         "Joy Stick" machen wollen.     Als der Papa dann                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 fertig   "uploaden"  war,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            merkten wir plötzlich, das wir keine "Firewall" installiert hatten. Leider war es schon zu spät, um "Cancel" oder "Escape"  zu drücken und die Meldung: "Wollen Sie wirklich uploaden?"  hatten wir in  den "Optionen" unter "Einstellungen" schon am Anfang gelöscht.                                                                                          Mamas Virenscanner war schon länger nicht  "upgedated" worden und                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         kannte sich mit Papas "Blaster-Worm"  nicht so recht aus.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So drückten wir die   "Enter"-Taste und Mama bekam    die Meldung:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "Geschätzte Downloadzeit                                     9Monate!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ja, so erzählt man seinen Kindern heute die Geschichte vom Storch !!!!                                                                               Meine Gefühle sind gefrohren...doch mein Glauben an ALLAH habe ich nie verloren den...als Albaner wurde ich geboren...

In ein paar Jahren ist es soweit- hehe find ich witzig!

Lg Michi