hese are actual emails from Brian to me that arrived during the Villains United mini-series. I've blanked out the email addresses, but otherwise these are untouched.
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Deer Gail Catman is so cool do you think catman will be in more comics it was cool when he was like RAWRR and the villins were like WOAH and he looks cool when his shirt is off more CATMAN please!
Brian
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Dear Brian,
I’m so glad you’re enjoying Catman’s recent adventures. I, too, am enjoying whatever book it is that you’re writing currently although the name escapes me. But I bet it’s ‘New’ something something and it’s got plenty of action in-between discussions, long, super-interesting discussions.
Best wishes,
Gail
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I drawed pictures of Catman and WOW I like David Mamet, do you like David Mamet? What if Catman fighted Batman, it would be cool like a big fight between Catman and Batman plus there are too many girls in your comics please less girls and more CATMAN!
RAWR! Brian Bednis
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I’m kind of busy right now, but thanks again, Brian! Good luck on Spider-She-Male!
Gail
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Catman is double awesome please send more Catman. Robert Kirkman touched my wiener. Dan Slott is mean and makes faces at me. I don’t know where I am. Catman! Stuff tingles.
Benian Brdis
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I’m really kind of busy right now. Buzz off.
Gail
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I had a Catman dream last night and it opened up hidden parts of my sexbrain so now I am CATMAN FAN #1 GO CATMAN thank you for SHOW MY TRUE ME! TOPLESS ME!