AND here is the scceptance speech i wrote that joe read. joe told me it got a huge laugh, which i am thrilled about...


yo yo yo, this is Luke cage! you may remember my penis from inside Jessica Jones. I just want to thank you all for giving Jessica this award. she's with the baby right now and can't be here to accept. hey, how the hell can a girl get pregnant from backdoor action anyhow? I must be that good. that must be one of my superpowers that I didn't know about.

sweet Christmas!

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BENDIS!

oh and i wrote one for usm annual so i may as well share that too...

thank you to everyone who voted for this comic. sadly, I cannot accept this award in good conscience. the comic you read is in no way my vision for that issue. the corporate entity known as marvel comics edited my work, they destroyed my vision!!

the original title of this story was: peter gets a handjob and it was deemed to controversial for some and because of this you will be forever denied my 12 page sequence from the point of view of peter parker's webbed dong.

**** you marvel comic! and bababooey to y'all.