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MARVEL CHECKLIST
Der ULTIMATIVE LEITFADEN durch das MARVEL UNIVERSUM
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Lamond
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Erstellt: 06.01.07, 02:36 Betreff: Re: NEW JOE'S FRIDAY - JEDEN FREITAG ZWISCHEN GENIE UND WAHNSINN |
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Es ist mal wieder Zeit für NEW JOE'S FRIDAY und ich warne alle, die Frontline 9 und 10 noch nicht gelesen haben: GANZ SCHWERE SPOILER!
![](http://www.newsarama.com/NewJoeFridays/NJF29art/FF0544_VARCOV.jpg)
Und natürlich das berüchtigte Preview Bild aus ASM 537!
![](http://www.newsarama.com/NewJoeFridays/NJF29art/jmsq.jpg)
Nun also doch ein Weihnachtslied mit dem Titel: TWO WEEKS LATE FOR CHRISTMAS!
http://www.newsarama.com/NewJoeFridays/NJF29art/This_Song_is_2_Weeks_Late.mp3
Lest mal die Lyrics durch, ganz geil!
I’ve been trying to find the words to express my remorse ‘cause I work here at Marvel, so it’s par for the course This song is two weeks late for Christmas. It’s been a busy year, so many books to produce Aw, who am I kidding, it’s a lame excuse This song is two weeks late for Christmas.
Maybe I should’a had my “stuff” together Maybe I should’a read all those angry letters? Maybe I should’a have listened to the internetters? ‘cause let’s face it, who on earth could possibly know any better
I could’ve had it done but somehow let it linger I should’ve thought of using “fill in” singer This songs is two weeks late for Christmas
Would ya believe my dog ate my notes? Would ya believe that I’ve got strep throat? Would you believe anything I wrote? ‘cause you no I’m so shameless when I try to promote
Yeah, let's take 'em back- Uh huh House of Ideas 2 Thousand Seven Yeah, This to Stan, Jack, Steve, and Flo SCREAM FOOM!!!
OH T-VOORT YOU LOOK WEIRD, WHAT THE HELL’S INSIDE THAT BEARD Civil War's runnin' late, yeah, don't gimme no lip 'Cause you're backed up in line when that bad boy done ships I don't wanna be hearin' how your heroes been wrecked Show Mark Miller and Mista McNiven RESPECT!
GO ROSE! Yeah, fanboyz, don't be up in my grill or illin', I'll throw lead in yo *** if you call Tony Stark a villain! Just wave yo hands in the air, I spit rhymes like Aubrey grows hair!
They call me Panic but I‘m California mellow Can I interest you in some MASTERMIND EXCELLO I edit Hulk and Modok’s big head And Agents of Atlas, the best book you NEVER READ
So I was sittin' 'round with Andy and Sean, TESTIFY! I called my Runaways boy Brian Vaughan, LOWE-FI! I know you're leavin’ for LOST and I'll try not to sulk, So get ya' boy Lindelof to finish WOLVERINE/HULK
I WORK AT MARVEL, I WORK AT MARVEL, I WORK AT MARVEL FANBOY
My name is Daniel Ketchum and I edit BLACK PANTHER, Wanna know 'bout Wakanda, well baby I got your answers. Molly is my name, but you can call me “Beam.” Playing here on Marvel’s edit team Wireless Mike with respect for Special Projects I’m Andy Schmidt, all those books you love, yeah I Ed-it Hey I’m the Barber, Johnny, everybody say “YO!” Let’s get this party kickin’ with Ralph Macchio
Axe-Man is in the house. You know I’m a genius. A poet. A menace. Got straighter teeth than Brubaker, and tons more hair than Bendis. Continuity? CLICK-BOOM! I slay it in an instant. You want an apology? Go speak to my assistant. So tell me, True Believer. What really makes me wack? Was it making Rawhide Kid gay? Or Captain America black? OH SNAP
I got hit on the head, that’s the last I remember THIS BOY IS WACKER-ER! Woke up at Marvel, ‘round the end of September I’m a mad edit bomb. Blow up the drawing and WRITIN'. Then I chew up Thunder and I spit out THOR’S LIGHTININ! I’m the new Spidey-Man… so if you liked it BACK THEN. In month number one: GOODBYE M.J AND HELLO ***
Nobody can touch our books, their cast reads like a list Of the world’s greatest heroes! It sounds like this: TELL ‘EM! Cap the Falcon, Iron Man, Sentry, Luke Cage, DAMN YOU’RE GOOD! Fantastic Four and T-Bolts are jumping off the page. DON’T GO THERE, AUBREY Dr. Strange, She-Hulk and Ant-Man (new and old). DON’T GO THERE, AUBREY And our Distinguished Competition? Who the *BLEEP* is Booster Gold? HE WENT THERE!
I work at Marvel YEAH OUR BOOKS ARE SICK! I work at Marvel THE ADS MAKE THEM THICK! I work at Marvel SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY! I work at Marvel Fanboy HAPPY BELATED HOLIDAYS
Maybe I should’a had my “stuff” together Maybe I should’a read all those angry letters? Maybe I should’a have listened to the internetters? If only I could find a way to make Hawkeye deader
I guess I should’ve planned it way ahead But if I did you’d be listening to Bendis instead This song is two weeks late for Christmas This song is two weeks late for Christmas Sorry to make you wait This Christmas
So, if you ever heard Millar sing a tune You’d understand why he doesn’t give up writing soon And while Cassaday may be pop star dreamy I’d still have to sing it ‘cause he’d lip-synching Now JMS croons like a nightingale And Loeb has a voice best heard in e-mail When Salva sings you wouldn’t understand a word Jenkins has the fakest accent you’ve ever heard But the one thing that makes everybody grin Is when Stan “The Man” played us like a violin
Übrigens, die Rap-Abschnitte werden von den Editoren selbst gesungen: Hier die Reihenfolge:
Marvel Rappers (and we use the term loosely) in order of appearance: John Dokes Tom Brevoort Mark Paniccia Nick Lowe Jen Grunwald Daniel Ketchum Molly Lazer Mike Short Andy Schmidt John Barber Ralph Macchio (in spirit) Axel Alonso Steve Wacker Aubrey Sitterson
V.a. der Stephen Wacker Teil gefällt mir gut:
I’m the new Spidey-Man… so if you liked it BACK THEN. In month number one: GOODBYE M.J AND HELLO ***
Der Mann ist definitiv beim richtigen Verlag gelandet
Was reimt sich auf "Then"? Betty Brand? Felicia Hardy?
Das ist der Grund, weshalb Joey Q. der mit Abstand beste Mann in der Comic Industrie ist. Er weiss einfach wie die Fans ticken MAKE MINE...Na ihr wisst schon!
http://www.newsarama.com/NewJoeFridays/NewJoeFridays29.html
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[editiert: 06.01.07, 13:40 von Lamond]
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