MARVEL CHECKLIST

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Es ist mal wieder Zeit für NEW JOE'S FRIDAY und ich warne alle, die Frontline 9 und 10 noch nicht gelesen haben: GANZ SCHWERE SPOILER!

Und natürlich das berüchtigte Preview Bild aus ASM 537!

Nun also doch ein Weihnachtslied mit dem Titel: TWO WEEKS LATE FOR CHRISTMAS!

http://www.newsarama.com/NewJoeFridays/NJF29art/This_Song_is_2_Weeks_Late.mp3

Lest mal die Lyrics durch, ganz geil!

I’ve been trying to find the words to express my remorse
‘cause I work here at Marvel, so it’s par for the course
This song is two weeks late for Christmas.
It’s been a busy year, so many books to produce
Aw, who am I kidding, it’s a lame excuse
This song is two weeks late for Christmas.

Maybe I should’a had my “stuff” together
Maybe I should’a read all those angry letters?
Maybe I should’a have listened to the internetters?
‘cause let’s face it, who on earth could possibly know any better

I could’ve had it done but somehow let it linger
I should’ve thought of using “fill in” singer
This songs is two weeks late for Christmas

Would ya believe my dog ate my notes?
Would ya believe that I’ve got strep throat?
Would you believe anything I wrote?
‘cause you no I’m so shameless when I try to promote

Yeah, let's take 'em back- Uh huh
House of Ideas 2 Thousand Seven
Yeah, This to Stan, Jack, Steve, and Flo
SCREAM FOOM!!!

OH T-VOORT YOU LOOK WEIRD, WHAT THE HELL’S INSIDE THAT BEARD
Civil War's runnin' late, yeah, don't gimme no lip
'Cause you're backed up in line when that bad boy done ships
I don't wanna be hearin' how your heroes been wrecked
Show Mark Miller and Mista McNiven RESPECT!

GO ROSE!
Yeah, fanboyz, don't be up in my grill or illin',
I'll throw lead in yo *** if you call Tony Stark a villain!
Just wave yo hands in the air,
I spit rhymes like Aubrey grows hair!

They call me Panic but I‘m California mellow
Can I interest you in some MASTERMIND EXCELLO
I edit Hulk and Modok’s big head
And Agents of Atlas, the best book you NEVER READ

So I was sittin' 'round with Andy and Sean, TESTIFY!
I called my Runaways boy Brian Vaughan, LOWE-FI!
I know you're leavin’ for LOST and I'll try not to sulk,
So get ya' boy Lindelof to finish WOLVERINE/HULK

I WORK AT MARVEL, I WORK AT MARVEL, I WORK AT MARVEL FANBOY

My name is Daniel Ketchum and I edit BLACK PANTHER,
Wanna know 'bout Wakanda, well baby I got your answers.
Molly is my name, but you can call me “Beam.”
Playing here on Marvel’s edit team
Wireless Mike with respect for Special Projects
I’m Andy Schmidt, all those books you love, yeah I Ed-it
Hey I’m the Barber, Johnny, everybody say “YO!”
Let’s get this party kickin’ with Ralph Macchio

Axe-Man is in the house.
You know I’m a genius. A poet. A menace.
Got straighter teeth than Brubaker, and tons more hair than Bendis.
Continuity? CLICK-BOOM! I slay it in an instant.
You want an apology? Go speak to my assistant.
So tell me, True Believer. What really makes me wack?
Was it making Rawhide Kid gay? Or Captain America black? OH SNAP

I got hit on the head, that’s the last I remember THIS BOY IS WACKER-ER!
Woke up at Marvel, ‘round the end of September
I’m a mad edit bomb. Blow up the drawing and WRITIN'.
Then I chew up Thunder and I spit out THOR’S LIGHTININ!
I’m the new Spidey-Man… so if you liked it BACK THEN.
In month number one: GOODBYE M.J AND HELLO ***

Nobody can touch our books, their cast reads like a list
Of the world’s greatest heroes! It sounds like this: TELL ‘EM!
Cap the Falcon, Iron Man, Sentry, Luke Cage, DAMN YOU’RE GOOD!
Fantastic Four and T-Bolts are jumping off the page. DON’T GO THERE, AUBREY
Dr. Strange, She-Hulk and Ant-Man (new and old). DON’T GO THERE, AUBREY
And our Distinguished Competition? Who the *BLEEP* is Booster Gold? HE WENT THERE!

I work at Marvel
YEAH OUR BOOKS ARE SICK!
I work at Marvel
THE ADS MAKE THEM THICK!
I work at Marvel
SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY!
I work at Marvel Fanboy
HAPPY BELATED HOLIDAYS

Maybe I should’a had my “stuff” together
Maybe I should’a read all those angry letters?
Maybe I should’a have listened to the internetters?
If only I could find a way to make Hawkeye deader

I guess I should’ve planned it way ahead
But if I did you’d be listening to Bendis instead
This song is two weeks late for Christmas
This song is two weeks late for Christmas
Sorry to make you wait
This Christmas

So, if you ever heard Millar sing a tune
You’d understand why he doesn’t give up writing soon
And while Cassaday may be pop star dreamy
I’d still have to sing it ‘cause he’d lip-synching
Now JMS croons like a nightingale
And Loeb has a voice best heard in e-mail
When Salva sings you wouldn’t understand a word
Jenkins has the fakest accent you’ve ever heard
But the one thing that makes everybody grin
Is when Stan “The Man” played us like a violin

Übrigens, die Rap-Abschnitte werden von den Editoren selbst gesungen: Hier die Reihenfolge:

Marvel Rappers (and we use the term loosely) in order of appearance:
John Dokes
Tom Brevoort
Mark Paniccia
Nick Lowe
Jen Grunwald
Daniel Ketchum
Molly Lazer
Mike Short
Andy Schmidt
John Barber
Ralph Macchio (in spirit)
Axel Alonso
Steve Wacker
Aubrey Sitterson

V.a. der Stephen Wacker Teil gefällt mir gut:

I’m the new Spidey-Man… so if you liked it BACK THEN.
In month number one: GOODBYE M.J AND HELLO ***

Der Mann ist definitiv beim richtigen Verlag gelandet

Was reimt sich auf "Then"? Betty Brand? Felicia Hardy?

Das ist der Grund, weshalb Joey Q. der mit Abstand beste Mann in der Comic Industrie ist. Er weiss einfach wie die Fans ticken

MAKE MINE...Na ihr wisst schon!

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