MARVEL CHECKLIST

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http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=140111

so im surfing some websites i like. this one post links to cool or funny things and one thumbnail is of a girl's face in what appears to be an expression of mid-orgasm moaning. the caption is something like "this is not what it appears to be." so, bored and intrigued, i click on the thumbnail. the page comes up, porno ads all over the place, the video in the center. above the video it says "amateur ecstasy: these women really need release!" it loads, i hit play.

it opens with the fuzzy noise you'd expect from a low quality production. this video was probably copied from a vhs, i think. it says "pak man productions presents". then it fades into the next screen which says "ALL AMATEUR ECSTASY".

then a close up of a girls face. she is laying down. she begins to moan and stretch over the red bed she is on. she says "oh my god". the scene fades to another women, a secretary, with her hands in her crotch, moaning loudly. the boss peaks in the window. cut to a naked woman in a shower, one hand is below while the other feels herself up. cut to the first girl, her hand is in her pants, more moaning. visible nipples. back to shower girl, moaning. back to secretary girl, moaning, with a vibrator noise. several fast cuts between each girl. more "oh my god"s and moans. and then...

a-choo!

they each sneeze! revealing their orgasms weren't orgasms at all, but the "ah ah ah ah"s that precede sneezes. they blow their noses.

cut to credits. first the actresses, then the producer, then "WRITTEN, DIRECTED, PRODUCED, SHOT, AND EDITED BY GREG PAK". a few more credits.

then more scenes. the secretary reveals it was her pager that was vibrating. the peeking boss is disappointed. the shower girl exits and blows her nose.

the final screen is... "www.gregpak.com copyright 2001 greg pak. all rights reserved."

gregpak.com now points to pakbuzz.com which is our greg pak's website.

has anyone else ever seen this thing? i'd post a link, but the page is covered in pornography. it's funny in that sort of way that makes you laugh a single "heh". but it blew my mind that i had stumbled across some psuedo pornography made by one of my favorite comic writers.

two more seconds of searching and i found a link, in a very obvious place. -