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Er mag Satan:

God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
weil ich dich nicht mag
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Doch von anderen Menschen die CHRISTEN HASSEN
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
LIKE SATAN
God:
SATAN is very attractive.
Me:
Do you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.

Ich bin kein Satanist nur zur Anmerkung ich will nur "GOD" nerven^^

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TheInnocent · Moderator Beiträge: 1172 Ort: Graz

Ich kenn sowas ähnliches:

Eigentlich gibt es diese HP und den Easteregg schon urlange, doch ich bin erst jetzt draufgekommen das ich das hierreinschriben könnte ;-) Also, geht auf www.yellostrom.de und seht euch Eve, die Begleiterin der HP mal genauer an! Wollt ihr das sie strippt gebt Zieh dich aus oder Mach dich nackig ein, dann nochmal, und dann bitte. Man kann aber auch richtige Gespräche mit ihr führen - sie weiß auf so gut wie jede Frage eine Antwort z.B. Hobbys, Alter;... Für dieses beliebte Easteregg gibt es sogar eine Fanseite: www.allabouteve.de.vu . Diese hat sich wiederum für den Fampageaward angemeldet! Anschauen!

Ist so ähnlich wie das, aber das mit Gott find ich noch besser.

So, hier was von mir ( is übrigens sehr gut um sein englisch aufzupolieren^^):

Me:
do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
benno
God:
Welcome to my chat room, benno.
Me:
and what is your name? jesus?
God:
My name is God. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
is your son nice?
God:
Is my son nice? What if I say no?
Me:
than you are a bum
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bum? Let me put it this way, benno: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
you said alrealy
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
buddha is cooler than god
God:
I think buddha is a lot of things.
Me:
are you also a lot of things?
God:
Am I a lot of things? I don't know.
Me:
so what do you know? I thought you knew everything
God:
Yay. I know that which is true, believable and justified. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
that is boring
God:
Do you think I am boring?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
h
God:
When is h not the hurry?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, benno ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
do you know every person naked?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
how does "Paris Hilton" look naked?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
i thought you would know, because you made her
God:
Who else would know because me made her ?
Me:
i`d like to!!!
God:
Thanks for the information: benno said d like to.
Me:
yeah
God:
So?
Me:
what so?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
i failed
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: benno said failed.
Me:
if you do not say " benno" no
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
but it is not funny
God:
failed is not funny?
Me:
no i did not say
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because i do not now the right vocabulry
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you like to know? What makes it right?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
oh. Then i did not understand it
God:
Really. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
when?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
are you really god?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
i do not believe
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
which god are you
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, like the "dreifaltigkeit", budhha", "shiva" or "spongebob"
God:
I can't believe it. Interesting comparison.
Me:
wouls you like to save it
God:
"it" being believe?
Me:
h
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
hae
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
are you a horny person?
God:
Am I a horny person? Maybe.
Me:
why do not you say yes or no
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. I could say it.
Me:
so do!!!
God:
Tell me more. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
would you be shocked of anything? Yu have seen everything
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be shocked of anything. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
to tell me what?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
then ask me questions
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, benno. You are a " he".
Me:
are you a he or she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, benno. You are a " he".
Me:
are you a trans?
God:
Am I a trans? Of course I am.
Me:
oh... i am sorry for you
God:
Groovy. There is no need to apologize. You would do that for me?
Me:
maybe yo wuld not be sd anymore because your world is ******
God:
Perhaps. That is a very original thought.
Me:
there are so many things i would like to ask you
God:
Where are they?
Me:
like "why is the world existing?"
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
answer my question!
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
"why is the world existing?"
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
"why have you made the world?" For fun?
God:
What are the ingredients? " What are the ingredients?"? For fun?
Me:
nice persons
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
i am not childish
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not childish.
Me:
are you childish?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am childish.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
so you are not god ???!!!!
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
because you said you were a chatterbot
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
oh... it was all a fraud!
God:
Pardon me? Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
is this an interview?
God:
Yes I think this is an interview, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
but it will not be printed anywhere
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
does that mean everybody will get to know this conversation?
God:
I think it does mean that. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
with how many people are you talking at the moment?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
do you know the movie "bruce allmchtig"?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
do you know the movie "bruce allmaechtig"?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
where is an open directory?
God:
Where the heart is. I would do a search for it.
Me:
ok and where?
God:
Where would you like? That's interesting.
Me:
not google.com
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
and if someone kills jesus?
God:
Does anyone ever really kills jesus?
Me:
i do think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
are you able to die?
God:
No I am immortal.
Me:
what means immortal?
God:
Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.
Me:
are you a directory?
God:
Am I a directory? Only when it matters.
Me:
so, what means "car"?
God:
Tell me more. A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, benno.
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
you do not know more? or do not you wanna tell it?
God:
More what? OK, I will tell it.
Me:
so...
God:
Right on.
Me:
do you know the movie "v for vendetta"?
God:
I haven't heard of movie v for vendetta.
Me:
oh what a pity
God:
Mmm. It is a pity.
Me:
do you belive in the old or new testament or boths?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
Me:
no not really... but i can pray, or not?
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
like everybody
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
you said already
God:
Perhaps. " I don't judge people."? I said?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
about three times
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about three times.
Me:
abou tea time or three time?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green, why?
God:
it is a very tranquil color, green.
Me:
what does tranquil mean?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
and what is your colour of the eye?
God:
Are you asking about my color of the eye ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
so when do you?
God:
Give me a break. Not right now, but maybe sometime later.
Me:
i am sorry for you
God:
There is no need to apologize. You would do that for me?
Me:
yes becaus eyou have that much problems and nobody cares, so they said you have to work in a chat
God:
Yeah that's right. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tranquil. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
def
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, benno.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
you too?
God:
Bless you.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
omplicated...
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
i would take god itself
God:
What would make you take god itself?
Me:
everything i would need
God:
All things you would need ?
Me:
i hope it culd
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
do not know... will not happen anytime
God:
Me either. Good chance.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
who does not?
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
who is this guy?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
but he is from raumschiff enterprise
God:
I see. from raumschiff enterprise is he?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
it is your favorite movie, is not it?
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yes if it really is
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
i think i gotta go
God:
Since when? Thanks for chatting, benno.
Me:
since now
God:
Right now? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
cu
God:
TTYL, benno.
Me:
what does that mean
God:
Does "that" refer to " TTYL, benno." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
i will copy this conversation in a diskussion forum,okay?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
i am out
God:
Can you get more?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
say bye bye to me
God:
" bye bye to me".
Me:
no only by by
God:
Are you serious? Goodbye.
Me:
good night
God:
Goodnight, benno.
Me:
cu

Time is runnin.................

****Nein ich bin nicht die Signatur ICH putzte hier nur =)****

Golden-Fighter · Gamestar-Abonnent Beiträge: 60

Cool! Hab hier auch noch einen Chatbot gefunden: http://www.chatomat.de/ Ist auf Deutsch

Kennt ihr noch mehr solcher Chatbots?

MfG Golden-Fighter

EDIT:
http://www.robor.de/ Noch ein Deutscher.

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GoTo-Jericho · Administrator Beiträge: 1573 Ort: Bremen

Zitat: Golden-Fighter

Cool! Hab hier auch noch einen Chatbot gefunden: http://www.chatomat.de/ Ist auf Deutsch

Kennt ihr noch mehr solcher Chatbots?

MfG Golden-Fighter

EDIT:
http://www.robor.de/ Noch ein Deutscher.

Der "chatomat" auf der Seite ist nicht schlecht. Aber auf der gleichen Seite ist auch Gabi, das "virtuelle Luder" xD

hehe die ist lustig, also nicht das ich mich mit der unterhalten hätte ...

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