Ich bin wie Jesus nur in einem gotteslästerlichen Sinn!!
homefucking is killing prostitution!!!!!

ßimmon

Seuffi · Mitglied Beiträge: 1422 Ort: Nürnbergerstraße

Toll... Juhu
Dann hier das nächste...
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

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ßimmon · Gast

Tenacious D - Fuck her gently

war ja einfach...

Seuffi · Mitglied Beiträge: 1422 Ort: Nürnbergerstraße

Da hast du vollkommen recht ßimmon... Du bist :D

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ßimmon · Mitglied Beiträge: 2112 Ort: Norda city

So, etwas anspruchsvoller...
aber ein genialer text :)

Evil dick
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
evil dick don't care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone.
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, Don't sleep alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, It wasn't me, baby.
it was the muthafucka
evil dick!
Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone.
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
And when evil dick has its way,
it sounds a little like this.
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH
COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH
OH, OH... DAMN DICK!
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone.
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone.

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Ich bin wie Jesus nur in einem gotteslästerlichen Sinn!!
homefucking is killing prostitution!!!!!

ßimmon

Tini · Mitglied Beiträge: 1009 Ort: auf nem Stern :)

Oh ja, das klingt anspruchsvoll.... du kannst englisch??? ;)

Irgendwelche Tipps?

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ßimmon · Gast

eine der ersten bands, die rap mit rock mischte, das lied ist aus den frühen 90ern, so ca. 1993 müsste das gewesen sein. ein bekannteres lied dieser band ist "born dead"...
und ja, ich kann englisch :)
hab ja heute zertifikatsprüfung :)

ßimmon · Gast

Da anscheinend niemand draufkommt lös ich mal...
es ist Bodycount - Evil Dick

ich mach mal ein leichteres...

This is my church
This is where i heal my hurts
This is my church
This is where i heal my hurts
This is my church
This is where i heal my hurts

It's a natural grace
Of watching young life shape
It's in minor keys
Solutions and remedies
Enemies becoming friends
When bitterness ends

This is my church (2x)
This is where i heal my hurts
For tonight
God is a dj

This is my church
This is where i heal my hurts

Seuffi · Mitglied Beiträge: 1422 Ort: Nürnbergerstraße

Das ist dafür jetzt aber umso einfacher... :)

Das ist Faithless - God is a DJ

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Tini · Gast

Bäh, son Schund!

ßimmon · Gast

ich hätte nie gedacht, dass ich das jemals sagen werde, aber Seuffi war schneller und hat auch noch recht

Seuffi · Mitglied Beiträge: 1422 Ort: Nürnbergerstraße

*lach*

Naja. So bin ich halt *g*
Dann hier jetzt das nächste...
Don't believe you know me
Although you know my name
I don't believe the faults I have
Are only mine to blame
I don't believe in magic
It's only in the mind
I don't believe i'd love somebody
Just to pass the time..

But I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you

I don't believe that beauty
Will ever be replaced
I don't believe a masterpiece
Could ever match your face
The joker's always smiling
In every hand thats dealt
I dont believe that when you die
Your presence isnt felt

But I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you
But I..i..i.. believe in you
And I..i..i.. believe in you

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Ich bin wie Jesus nur in einem gotteslästerlichen Sinn!!homefucking is killing prostitution!!!!!ßimmon

Ich bin wie Jesus nur in einem gotteslästerlichen Sinn!!
homefucking is killing prostitution!!!!!

ßimmon